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“The Men Commandments”….Another Quick Novelty App

The Men Commandments is my third WebOS app. Have you ever been somewhere and needed to reference man etiquette, than this is the app for you. It contains an ever-growing list of un-written man laws that seem to exist amongst men. I wanted to make another novelty app, so I put this app together pretty quickly last night. After an hour or so of tinkering with Ares, it is finished. Please send me your comments and suggestions. Also, if you have any man laws currently missing from the app, forward them to me and I’ll add them to the app.

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13 Responses to ““The Men Commandments”….Another Quick Novelty App”

rif June 10th, 2010 at 11:22 pm

All male embraces shall not last longer than 2 seconds and requires an arm from both participants in between said participants.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

New Men Commandment

If she’s drunk, she’s legal. She shouldn’t been drinking in the first place.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Men do not “love” their kids. Men are proud of their kids. Love is a women thing.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 5:34 pm

It is not acceptable for a man to bring up his woman in male conversation, unless he is referring to her as a bitch, slut, whore, etc. , or is planning to share her with the group.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 5:47 pm

The term “Bro-mance” is hereby outlawed, unless referring to an actual romantic relationship between two or more men. ‘Nuff said.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

When hanging with your boys, it is not acceptable to leave the area to answer your cellphone. Furthermore, If it is your woman calling, you are required to let it go to voicemail the first time she calls. Chances are that it is some unimportant BS, and does not require your immediate attention. If (& probably when) she calls back you may then choose to answer it, but be prepared to give an excuse for why you didn’t pick it up the first time she called.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Men should avoid social situations where group hugs may occur. If a man is roped into a group hug, he should look for the hottest woman to press up against and then refer to the hug as a huddle.

Structure June 19th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

The absolute, number one, golden rule is…

BRO’s BEFORE HOES.

matthew kellum June 23rd, 2010 at 9:19 pm

man law 106: a woman is only allowed to stay over if her clothes are left at the front door upon entering.

rxgeek June 27th, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Never stop to ask directions. Use a map or get a gps.

Al July 19th, 2010 at 11:21 pm

105- men can go to the rest room together especially at sporting events, and any situations which require a regroup
104- group hugs and team huddles are acceptable depending on the sport
103- it is acceptable to step away from the group to answer your phone especially if lying about your where abouts.. Limited to one call per night out.
101- see man law #66
95- a man should alwaya be allowed to whisper into his girl’s ear- it is unacceptable to whisper into another mans ear however.
93- your belches should always be loud- female presence is irrelavant
92- if carrying bags by the handles it should be a ridiculous amount of bags- far more than anyone should ever carry
87- or on a a long/cross state trip
82- see man law #35
81- no we love it
71- or travels out of state leaving gf behind
57- should be avoided whenever possible
55- when there’s another man to pass the torch to.
34- unless a medical necessity
29- not that they are not allowed.. They just cant
24- see man law #3 for further
3- plus permission
2- should be nul and void (id rather pay 30 bucks than 17%)

- dating a friends sister and asking for directions are not covered..

mike c July 20th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

nice app but needs improvement…. Needs resized for the pixi’s screen and the submit a man law button needs corrected…. The email address it uses throws an error when trying to email in a new man law.

mike c July 20th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

While at a barbeque or cookout, a man MUST have a beer in hand, ESPECIALLY if they’re the ones tending the grill. Failure to do so may result in suspension of the man card. Furthermore no woman shall be permitted to operate the grill unless a man is involved in a drinking contest or any other activity deemed of higher precidence such as sex.